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Friday, July 02, 2010

That damned Feature Film

What's Mallard raving about today?

Movies, Books, Video Games.

Which is fine, since Mallard doesn't read books (because they are elitist) or play video games (because he's a luddite).

10 comments:

exanonymous said...

Books are better than movies made from them!

In other news, the earth is not flat!

This has been your evening update from Captain Obvious, who would like to remind his listeners that these do not qualify as jokes, and that one should not run with scissors.

Rootbeer said...

"It stinks! It stinks!"

"Yes, Mr. Tinsley, everything stinks."

Kip W said...

Isn't it sweet? He's giving us a day off. Or maybe he's just sticking it to those pointy-headed intellectuals and their "video games."

NickE said...

Damn kids, with their videogames, their talkies, their Kylie Minogues, their Hula Hoops...

rewinn said...

Have we ever seen Mallard reading a book?

MartyRotten said...

And yet another poorly executed joke recycled from Mad Magazine.

Tog said...

Since today's strip is (once again) devoid of content, I'd just like to take the opportunity to bid a fond off-topic farewell to Michael Steele, whom Batshit once insisted should be leading the GOP/nation as Batshit's Official Favorite Black Person See I'm Not Racist You Are!!

Gee, Batshit, isn't it funny how everyone who idolize turns out to be...batshit?

WV: puspen. HURRRRRRR

Tog said...

"Gee, Batshit, isn't it funny how everyone YOU idolize turns out to be...batshit?"

Back to bed, sonny.

deepbeep said...

My abs are sore from laughing at this one! Please, Mallard, let me catch my breath!!

exanonymous said...

Rewinn-

Yes, when he was stalking Chantel and mocking her book choices.