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Monday, July 26, 2010

Those damned Stories

What's Mallard raving about today?

Racism, The Media.

Stories is right.

Fox are liars.

Mallard repeats lies.

19 comments:

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Gosh…I thought those evil libruls had rendered the concept of "racism" irrelevant. Oh, I forgot--this is about BLACK people, who, of course, are the only ones who can actually be racists.

You know, Tinsley, one of the main reasons we know you're a RACIST FUCKASS is that you harp endlessly on these made-up instances of the grotesquely-named "reverse racism" while COMPLETELY IGNORING all the massive, pervasive ACTUAL FUCKING RACISM in American society in general and in the republican party in particular.

And let's face it, Tinsley isn't in ANY way UPSET about his ginned-up examples of (ugh) "reverse racism;" he's fucking OVERJOYED by them, because they give him the opportunity to be the play the victim, like the bitter, whiny little racist that anyone with eyes to see knows he is.

In conclusion: fuck you, Tinsley, you disgusting little bigot. The sooner you fucking drink yourself to death, the better.

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

…and yes, that might have been a little extreme on my part, but, and call me crazy here, for some reason I just get UPSET when people who couldn't care less about the serious, incalculable effects of racism nonetheless jump at the chance to suddenly get VERY concerned about evil negroes oppressing poor innocent white people when it offers any chance of the slightest political advantage.

Tog said...

Yes, everybody knows NBC is a tool of the Great Negro Conspiracy, helping subjugate Whitemerica under the heel of Kenya. Because they don't give a lot of weight to the latest Breitbart nonsense.

Thank God Rush, Beck, and Batshit--who we know aren't racist, because they insist so, between racist rants--are all over the stories!

(Also, have you heard about Muslims wanting to build a mosque in New York City? Jesus Christ, you'd think we had freedom of religion in America or something! Why can't we simply subject them to collective punishment?)

Seriously, Batshit: you're either going to have to eliminate the two-week delay, or go for topics that you know won't be thoroughly debunked in a matter of hours. (Speaking of Breitbart nonsense...)

Ducky is Right said...

THE DARKIES ARE TAKING OVER!! WE KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!

The Black Panthers are a political party now? When did that happen?

FHMC is right.

exanonymous said...

Maybe because most sane people see it as a non-issue?

The Justice Department filed an injunction preventing this particular guy from going near the voting place.

It is racist to want more. Racism is why there is a disproportional amount of young black men in jail in this nation, and it is the same racism that has people believing the justice department is racist because they didn't do more despite the lack of victims of actual intimidation and lack of participation by other NBP members.

It doesn't help that the champion of this non-issue is a screeching bottled blonde on FOX, who is all but demanding that the voting rights of all NBP members be revoked.

NickE said...

Ex said: "It doesn't help that the champion of this non-issue is a screeching bottled blonde on FOX, who is all but demanding that the voting rights of all NBP members be revoked."

Voting rights of ALL members? Why not just send the three of them back to Kenya, where they MUST be from because they're -- you know -- colored?

Toots McGee said...

execrable

rewinn said...

One Scary Black Man With A Stick, and the entire rightwing starts wetting its pants!

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1. It was the Bush Administration that decided the Scary Black Man could not be convicted of any crime, and went instead for a civil remedy that ended in the injunction. I suppose they were a pack of liberals though.

2. The "Justice Department racism" claim came from a Bush Administration guy who lost his job ... unlike too many Bush era officials who are still getting big paycheck at Justice ... most likely because he spews stuff like this "anti-white racism" instead of doing his job. He has no evidence of anti-white racism; he just suspects it cuz the Obama Administration did not reverse the Bush Administration's decision not to charge the Scary Black Man With A Stick.

3. I pray that Tinshley mailed off his drunken hate-Sherrod strips before Breitbart was proven a liar. Of course, there was only about a 24-hour window, so he may have sobered up.

Anonymous said...

on the bright side, maybe there'll be letters to the various editors and Tinshley will get pulled from some newspapers...

Steve-O said...

This would be disturbing if people actually read Mallard Fillmore non-ironically.

Frank Stone said...

In the finest Andrew Breitbart tradition, Brucie left off the final part of the announcement. The entire thing originally read as follows:

"Up next on NBC Nightly News... the New Black Panther Party intimidating white voters in Philadelphia... and alleged anti-white racism at the Justice Department... are just two of the stories we, and most of the other mainstream media, will be ignoring for you again tonight... because they have already been demonstrated to be utterly ridiculous loads of nonsense, and thus are not worth anyone's time to bother rehashing again."

DharmaPete said...

"3. I pray that Tinshley mailed off his drunken hate-Sherrod strips before Breitbart was proven a liar. Of course, there was only about a 24-hour window, so he may have sobered up."

Sobered up....ha ha ha ha!! C'mon, man, you know better!

Bill the Splut said...

"There's no such thing as racism, unless we're talking about those uppity Negroes!" Man, you just can't go wrong with one of the classics!

deepbeep said...

As a white man, I find it hilarious* when white guys complain about reverse racism. Especially after what Malcolm Gladwell wrote about implicit social cognition in Blink. Oops, reading is for nerds and liberals, unless the book cover consists of an American flag and a person in a suit staring at you confidently from behind the airport bookstore glass.

People in general, not just conservatives, like to blame others for their problems. But please, Tinsley, have a shred of decency and don't complain about the "reverse racism" you suffer as a white man. You'd make me ashamed to be white if these guys hadn't already done so.

* okay, actually it angers me to hear this

Kip W said...

Not mentioned: the two Panthers were standing near a polling place in a district with a majority of African Americans, who didn't seem bothered by them the same say they might have been by, say, a couple of salt-of-the-earth fellas with shotguns and confederate flags, whose right to stand outside any political event is unassailable.

Oh, and bee tee dubya, I'm on vacation and have only just checked in. On account of having so much, um, fun and stuff. I should be seeing the Liberty Bell later this week. (Ya know, a friend of mine works for the company that cast that bell, and they still say that despite the mistreatment it received after it left their hands, they are willing to recast it if we send it back to them.)

Kip W said...

Not mentioned: the two Panthers were standing near a polling place in a district with a majority of African Americans, who didn't seem bothered by them the same say they might have been by, say, a couple of salt-of-the-earth fellas with shotguns and confederate flags, whose right to stand outside any political event is unassailable.

Oh, and bee tee dubya, I'm on vacation and have only just checked in. On account of having so much, um, fun and stuff. I should be seeing the Liberty Bell later this week. (Ya know, a friend of mine works for the company that cast that bell, and they still say that despite the mistreatment it received after it left their hands, they are willing to recast it if we send it back to them.)

Watch Dollhouse said...

i must agree with you on this article nice writing...

rewinn said...

@deepbeep - TYVM for the cognition link.

And by that I mean "D@mn you for another great time-wasting website LOL!"

MartyRotten said...

Yes, the Mainstream Media will be ignoring these very important issues to bring you fluff pieces about the Economy, the Oil Spill, The War in Iraq, The War in Afghanistan, The Health Care Issue, Unemployment and, oh yes! Last months soccer scores!