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Friday, February 02, 2007

That damned email address

What's Mallard raving about today?

Walter Williams, the Secret Service, using the bathroom.

We may finally know what Mallard meant when he said he was going to "threaten" Walter Williams. That said, Mallard skipped the step where you actually make a threat and just published the email address without warning.

What's truly disturbing is not the idea of Walter Williams being drafted into the election but the sudden realization that this actually represents a serious effort by Mallard to start a political movement. It's actually quite uncomfortable to watch someone with such delusions of grandeur publish them in comic form.

This week cannot possibly end soon enough.

6 comments:

Kaitlyn said...

I e-mailed the guy just now, asking if he knew about this or had any such plans for the presidency.

I also asked him if he knew Tinsley personally, or did the guy just pick him for no discernible reason, other than to threaten an African-American.

I think this has something to do with Barack Obamam, and I can't imagine how tastefully it will end.

dlauthor said...

My hope is that Mallard's "read"ers harass this guy to the point where he gets a restraining order against Tinshley, leading to ol' Brucie showing up drunk and bellowing on his front lawn, and getting arrested again.

A guy can dream.

tbone said...

I've given you ample time to announce your candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination...

Yeah! A whole week! It's a complete miracle that he hasn't been nominated and elected to the Presidency already! Can't you see there is an important grass-roots campaign here at work?

Slappy Handstrong said...

Mallard's a stalker! What's the matter Bruce, masturbating to Walter's photo not thrilling enough anymore? Can't you just go through his garbage like a normal loon?

luke said...

My God, it would be so funny if Williams made a public statement about what an idiot Tinsley is. I'm emailing him right now.

Chance said...

I picture Tinsley frantically refreshing Google news every ten seconds the day this strip is published, muttering to himself, "The groundswell has to have begun by now! Damned liberal media's not reporting it!"