Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Bambi, Jasmine, Tawny, Cherie.
Hilariously topical and important news flash today: Bill Clinton is a womanizer.
More important that today's content however, are the following questions:
- Grammatically-speaking, why are Jasmine and Tawny in quotes, but Bambi and Cherie are not?
- Why, as commenter John recently pointed out, do almost all of the peple who appear in Mallard's panels have their eyes closed.
As for the second, I suspect that he is forced to draw them closed, lest their cold dead stares haunt his barren lonely existence and slowly drive him mad until he kidnaps Walter Williams and holds him in his basement until Mr. Williams promises to run for Emperor of the Universe and take Mallard as his love slave. But that is just a guess.