Well, not to a lot of you readers who don't "believe" in the sense that Mallard means it.
Because Mallard's pulling no punches today: Merry Christmas to believers; the rest of you can fuck the hell off.
Oh, and Christians are persecuted in some places in the World, which means Mallard is totally justified in calling for the immediate strip search of anyone who looks Muslim.
Honestly, Mallard. Jesus hates you.