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Sunday, December 19, 2010

That damned Sanctimony

What's Mallard raving about today?

Political Correctness, Christmas.

How about this one..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Note that "others" is not qualified based on skin color, political affiliation, or religion.

Given that you spend at least 365 days a year (including today) being an insufferable prick towards everyone, I do not accept your sanctimony. If the Bible ends up being true, when you stand in judgement, I think you will have a nasty surprise in store.


rewinn said...

"woe to you who are rich, for you have already received your comfort." (Luke 6:24)

"Sell your possessions and give that money to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will not be exhausted, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys" (Luke 12:33)

"They [followers of Jesus] began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need." (Acts 2:45)

"There was not a needy person among them, for all who were owners of land or houses would sell them and bring the proceeds of the sales and put them at the feet of the apostles, and they were distributed to each according to need" (Acts 4:34-35)

Randy said...

@rewinn: OK, who the hell was the goddamn Commie who said all that stuff? Marx? Engels? Castro? Mao?

WV: ciessess - not duck-related, but it amuses me that that spells out CSS.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley has no right to call for peace after all the bullshit he has said this year. He was a horrible monster last year, but this year, he has become a Nazi.

I know that next year will be worse because I found his plans. I will be posting them in two parts: The last will be in, exactly, one week; the other, the day before it.

Word Verification: Foreatu, an anagram of eat four. We eat four gallons of shit every time we read a Mallard Fillmore comic.

Tinsley: Sociopath\ said...

Whoops, thought today was the 18th. My revelations start five days from now, and end the next day.

Frank Stone said...

The very best gift you've ever been given, eh, ducky? I'd hate to see how you treat gifts you DON'T like.

What's truly tragic about this is that Brucie probably really believes that he's a Good Christian. He is to be pitied.

MartyRotten said...

To Bruce Tinsley and his Free Market Capitalist overlords:

"Then shall he say also unto them...'Depart from me ye cursed into the everlasting fire prepared for the Devil and his angels. For I hungered and you gave me no food. I was thirsty and ye gave me no drink. I was a stranger and you took me not in. I was naked ye he clothed me not. And in prison you visited me not."

..Verily I say untoyou. Insamuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me." Matthew 26 41-43 & 45
Enjoy your gift, Brucie.

Kaitlyn said...

See - this is not a hateful message, but it still pisses me off.

It doesn't bother me that there are Christmas specials about Christmas - it says it on the tin, no surprise.

So a Christmas message? No problem!

But from him?

This is the visual equivalent of Sarah Palin's voice.

Sarah said...

It's not at all hard to say "Merry Christmas" without insulting anyone or acting all persecuted. I do it all the time.

dlauthor said...

I do love Christians who pretend they're taking a great personal risk by declaring their Christiocity. In America, where your patriotism is questioned if you don't suckle constantly at the Judeo-Christian teat (and light on the Judeo part, please).

Meanwhile Tinshley's fellow Bible-buggerers in the Congress deny aid to 9/11 responders. I await his three-week screed against cancer-afflicted firefighters! Because it's the "Christian" thing to do!

And then maybe he'll give us a holiday present* and pass out drunk in a snowball in an Indiana blizzard.

* That's right, fundies. Get offended.

Tog said...

Well, what DLAuthor said. It's not dangerous to say "Merry Christmas." But say "Happy Holdays" to Bill O or a teabagger and Let The Screaming Begin.

Certainly some people object to yet another means to cram religion down people's throats. How unAmerican of them!

And everyone else is correct, too: Tinsley's been a bad boy all year long, and it's amazing he can pretend he wears a halo, even for a day. He believes in peace on Earth and goodwill towards all men like I believe in the Tooth Fairy.

Happy Holidays!

exanonymous said...

Eh, sorry, Mallard's entire claim and joy in Christianity consists solely of being sanctimonious around Christmas and Easter. He doesn't believe it and he certainly doesn't follow it, he just claims it with some vague reasoning about it making him a better person than other people.

Tog said...

"And when you pray, be not like the hypocrites who pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners, that they may be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have already received their reward in full."

Matthew 6:5

Kip W said...

He's probably at home right now, unironically singing along to the South Park "Merry F***ing Christmas" song.