What's Mallard raving about today?
Employment.
That narrative where Mallard is unemployed? Apparently still going on. Who would have guessed?
And Mallard hates other people and prefers giving gifts to himself.
That last one should come as no surprise.
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"Maybe instead of continuing to look for work...
WHAT
"Continuing"?
Observation: If he is alone int he pannel why does he have to think to himself rather then just say everything aloud, Is he so far gone even he can't stand his own curmudgeon.
Why am I not surprised that he would choose to be fleeced by Fox for Christmas?
Coming soon: IT'S A MALLARDFUL LIFE, in which we learn that if Mallard had never been born, the lawn at his house would be mowed, the sidewalk would be shoveled in the winter, and the liquor store on the next block would be out of business.
In the first panel, Brucie provides us with possibly the biggest laugh this strip has delivered all year. As usual, though, it was unintentional.
Little hint for you, Mallard: Looking for work in your dreams after passing out drunk in front of the teevee doesn't count.
Can you imagine anything in life worse then working for this jackhole?
Why am I imagining that Mallard just gives Ayn Rand books out during these exchanges?
Ducky is Right:
How about being this jackhole?
"Woohoo! Even though I have no means of income, I'm going to buy a completely pointless and expensive piece of merchandise merely to further my allegiance to big conservative personalities who care absolutely nothing for me! That's more important than food!"
Subtext: "Please Bill O'Reilly, mention me on your show!!!!"
(@Kip - you got the "fleece" joke before me. Well done!)
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