What's Mallard raving about today?
Barack Obama, Bill Clinton.
Today's panel does not, as near as I can tell, contain even a shred of resemblance to anything occurring in the real world.
One would be tempted to accuse Mallard of lying, but when you remember that he gets all his news and opinions from Fox and Rush Limbaugh, it's no longer quite fair to accuse him of outright falsehood. Instead let's go with useful idiot.