What's Mallard raving about today?
"Cheap and easy." See, Mallard, this is one reason Chantel will never "date" you. (The other reasons are self-evident; it's illegal and you're a revolting little turdsquirt.)Hey, Tinny: be a manly man and use that "emotionless obligation" bit during your annual Veterans' Day, Memorial Day, and (ZOMG THERE'S A WAR ON) Christmas strips.
And don't forget: in spite of the suggestive body positioning and facial expressions in panel three, romance can only be between a man and a woman....Even if all the women in Tinsworld are vicious harpies, shoulderless dimbulbs, or--worst of all--vacuous media liberals.
Valentine's Day as tedious obligation for men: classic theme or tired old trope?I really thought he was going to go all "Defense of Marriage" after panel three, but he just left it hanging. I wonder if he even knows.
Some people like their SOs to do romantic things for Valentine's Day.It's not that hard to figure out what category he/she falls into!BWD - you're right. Piss and moan about a holiday dedicated to romance and wonder why no one likes you.It must be great - you get some candy or flowers that your SO picked up at the last minute because he 'had' to get you something. Meanwhile, you found something that wasn't just Valentine-y, something that he or she would like, period.Communication!
Worst. Valentine. Ever!
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