What's Mallard raving about today?
Hmmmm. I think I see where this is going.
A new Right Wing bête noire makes an appearance each day, while Mallard protests his lactose intolerance.
Finally, Rupert Murdoch offers Mallard $2m to join Fox because there is no depth to which Fox won't sink.
That's when the panels get a little sticky.
This could win in the category of Most Interminable Series as well if Mallard plays his cards right.