What's Mallard raving about today?
I'm pretty sure we have our 2010 "Worst Metaphor" winner here. Seriously? Fear of people "dressed like Muslims" is the same as Mallard being afraid of Ice Cream because he's lactose intolerant?
I'm not even going to ask the question of why precisely he's afraid of Ice Cream in this little metaphor.
I am, however, going to point out that "Quakebottom" establishes that Mallard is less clever than your average 4 year old.