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Monday, November 15, 2010

That damned Minority

What's Mallard raving about today?

Juan Williams, NPR.

Wow. Liberals sure are racist. Just witness what Mallard makes Straw versions of them say. Who could need more proof than this?

12 comments:

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley has taken what he consider far too nice to say about niggers, and applied it to Mallard Fillmore. Note that he considers anyone who is different to be a nigger, as established in the cartoon about bait.

Fuck you, Tinsley for saying that we are the racists! Your party is the one complaining about immigration, civil rights, freedom, and cultural education!

Neo Tuxedo said...

I will become rich and famous after I invent a way to kick Bruce Tinsley in the balls via the Internet.

WV: walid. It's an Arabic word, and that's all it takes to make the last 24 hours' research spill out of Tinshley's bladder.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Mallard's firing had nothing to do with the throwing about of racist terms, making anti-Semitic comments toward his boss, repeated drunkenness, and frequent accusations of stalking and child molestation.

Rootbeer said...

Bruce Tinsley: doing his part to end racism. Just because a word has historically been paired with a race-specific slur doesn't mean it can't be used to denigrate people (and animals) of OTHER heritages too!

He will keep fighting this good fight, because it's his right to call a Muslim 'kike' and a Jew 'chink'. Freedom of speech!

Frank Stone said...

Oh, the STRUGGLE! Tell it, brother duck!

"I was born a poor conservative child..."

exanonymous said...

Okay, who besides the miniKKK inside of Mallard's head said Juan was being uppity?

He broke his contract. He was fired. He got hired in again at FOX for more money, as well as receiving lots of publicity. Sounds like a dream come true.

As for this conservative in the US being the new slave target, what a load of baloney. Try actual slavery for a bit, ducky. It wouldn't be too hard, I'm sure there's a place somewhere with a market for man-duck relations where slavery is still actually practiced despite the fact that it's illegal. Real slavery, not the "waaah, people don't like me when I'm a bigot" kind.

deepbeep said...

I was wondering why Mallard was taking so long to point out that Juan Williams is black. As expected, it was done about as tactfully as Michael Richards. Yes Mallard, he is black, and you're the only one who gives a damn.

Bill the Splut said...

So, did Newsday run this obnoxious, utterly blatant racism today?

I didn't know that Williams was black, and I'm shocked that Bruce didn't use this as "proof" that minorities are the Real Racists. If he'd been a Washington Times columnist who was fired after saying Moonies were brainwashed cultists, you know damn well that's how Tinny would've framed it.

Kip W said...

HR folks know better than to give a real reason for firing someone, because those get contested — they knew Mallard would bring out the lawyers if they admitted it was for chronic incompetence and laziness.

rewinn said...

If being "conservative" means going on television and telling everyone how frightened you are of Muslims, I for one think that's great. Our younger generation is not the pack of cowards that, on the evidene, makes up Mallard's fanbase.

Neo Tuxedo said...

Bill the Splut skrev:

If he'd been a Washington Times columnist who was fired after saying Moonies were brainwashed cultists, you know damn well that's how Tinny would've framed it.

True dat, but I'm not sure the scenario is relevant, since it assumes anyone capable of saying Moonies are brainwashed cultists can get hired at the True Father Times in the first place.

WV: foroub. What is it with giving me Arabic-looking words today? Does Blogger share Tinsley's delusion that I'll fail to notice what a pants-pissing Islamophobe he's?

wavydavy said...

Strange, I do not believe I have ever in my life heard anyone referred to as an "uppity conservative". And, in Tinkley's delusional world, aren't the conservatives the polite, respectful, law-abiding ones? Why would anyone call them "uppity"?

WV: angrabil. What Brucie takes when he feels he's not angry enough.