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Saturday, November 06, 2010

That damned Call

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama.

Poor President Obama! He needs a makeover as a result of the fact that the majority of Republicans believe a series of demonstrable falsehoods propagated by Fox.

But he's to blame for the fact that Republicans believe in a bunch of lies.


Tog said...

...Meanwhile, Junior Bush is furiously giving his own history a makeover (suggesting, among other ridiculous impossibilities, that he was the one in charge the whole time), all the while insisting that he doesn't give a fart what anyone thinks of him and his "legacy."

Just thought I'd add a li'l perspective. Lord knows Batshit won't.

Bill the Splut said...

Bruce's Obama needs a makeover. His chin has a chin.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Hello, guy everyone recognizes, after speaking to him for 30 seconds, to be a sociopathic monster who hates everyone else for slight differences, and, were he given the slightest power, he would become the worst murderer in history makeover hot-line? This is Bruce Tinsley, and I want to say that I am perfect, and your organization is a bunch of Nazis.

Kip W said...

It perfectly encapsulates all the desperation and frantic denial that's so rampant just now. In Mallard Fillmore.

rewinn said...

What Obama needs is to fight back.

When the Corporate Shills take seriously the obvious lie that his state visit to India, Korea and the G20 is costing $2 Billion dollars, it's clear that being nice isn't going to work.

dlauthor said...

In Bruce Tinshley's Wild Turkey-soaked fantasy world, there is apparently a known entity of some sort called "Celebrity Makeovers." Unlike, say, the world the rest of us experience, where it is anatomically impossible to have two chins in that particular configuration.

Tog said...

@Rewinn: Actually, Rep. Michele "Look at me! I'm psychotic too!!" Bachmann is pushing the bald-faced lie that it's costing two hundred million per day.

As planned, the barking heads of this media that Batshit keeps insisting is "liberal" repeat it without question.

When that damned liberal Anderson Cooper pointed out the figure was pure horseshit, Bachmann stayed the course.

Meanwhile, back in reality, Obama announces ten billion dollars in business deals with India from a trip the "liberal" media previously and obediently pooh-poohed as "more style than substance." That darn Kenyan!!

...$200 million a day? That's the cost of the occupation, Michele. Bitch about that.

exanonymous said...

Complaints about the presidential visits costing money reveal yet again that racism isn't dead. They see is a black guy spending outside of the limits they feel he should have, a super-welfare queen. They inflate numbers and dress it up as concern, but he is still treated like an outside invader with no real right to the executive office. EVERY American citizen born in the US has the right to occupy the white house should an election chose them, and that includes the current president.

Michael Foley said...

His face is melting. It looks like he needs an emulsifier, not a makeover.