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Sunday, November 08, 2009

That damned Racism

What's Mallard raving about today?

Racism, Liberals.

Weird. Because I heard from the world's foremost authority that Racism was dead.

20 comments:

GeoX said...

HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LIBERALS IN TINSLEY'S HEAD THINK EVERYTHING IS RACIST!

Tog said...

Oh, Tinsley, do be careful. The liberal pen and the liberal lamp and the liberal bottle of Jack Daniels are all conspiring with the liberal media to GET YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP SO DON'T SLEEP CAN'T SLEEP LIBERAL WILL EAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP LIBERAL WILL EAT YOU

(But don't worry. Even when you've gone completely off the deep end and you can't pay your bills anymore and you can't even go to the bathroom without assistance, liberals will take care of you when no one else cares. Even while you scream obscenities at them and accuse them of stealing your teeth.)

Tog said...

Side note: FOX News bussed them to townhall meetings to try to drown out reasonable debate. Bill O'Reilly wants to march them into Hartford to cow the town into turning a somber memorial into a cheap condemnation of a whole religion, while Michele "Hey, I'm Psycho, Too, Y'Know!" Bachmann bussed them into D.C. in a failed attempt to kill health care reform through intimidation.

Godwin's Law is dead as far as I'm concerned; this nonsense is one step shy of a beer hall putsch. If it continues in the direction I fear it's headed, let's all remember Tinsley's contributions when he desperately forces Mallard to say, "C'mon! It's not like I shot anyone!"

exanonymous said...

Wait.

Is Bruce Tinsley really implying that a certain race of people should just accept that it is natural factors that put them at a disadvantage and will eventually wipe them out?

confused said...

Let's see... a meteor that kills all species regardless of genus, color or origin is racist?

Wait! That means we're all racists! If I think ill about someone, they would fit in one of those categories... From now on, I'm only going to think ill about tube socks.

Kip W said...

This strip is a ringing disproof of evolution. The dinosaurs are gone, and we still have liberals AND inane strawmen! Take that, Darwin! (Or should I say Dar-LOSE! Haw!)

I hate chuck asay said...

Tinsley has grown tired of saying that racism has died, and, now, is trying to say that it never existed. This is a level of delusion that makes Holocaust denial look like Nihilism. Tinsley is one of the worst monsters of all time. He would, if given power, become one of the worst, most genocidal dictators. No one has, ever, been as delusional or psychotic a sociopath as Tinsley. I, sincerely, hope that he spends decades fighting extremely painful terminal cancer, then, dies in a fire--that is not a joke, it is what he deserves.

Jazzbumpa said...

I still haven't gotten past "Racist mammal proliferation."

WTF?

Cheers!
JzB

rewinn said...

Technically, mammals ARE a different race from dinosaurs.

Heck, they're even a different SPECIES.

Also technically, dinosaurs were not wiped out but evolved into today's birds or, on the evidence, into ducks have DEvolved.

dlauthor said...

Once again, how often is Bruce Tinshley called a racist in day-to-day life? Every time he calls for Chinese take-out and asks them if they serve dog? Every time he uses the word "Jew" as a verb? Every time he goes to the airport and insists that they strip-search the brown guy behind him in line? Every time a black cop asks him to take a Breathalyzer test and he starts whining about affirmative action?

Because that's probably pretty often. No wonder it seeps into his strip.

exanonymous said...

In other news, Cao is likely the next to be slaughtered as a RINO.

I wonder how Mallard will handle it. Asian-american seems to be the one ethnicity he actually defends against racism.

Michael said...

Here's a good test of your metaphor, Tinsley. Unlike the mass extinction event, we have climate change in modern times. Are liberals calling it racist?

wv: splade: To put someone in a spladle, a wrestling contortion hold; what Mallard does with logic to create metaphors.

exanonymous said...

Well, global warming is racist.

It is capable of eliminating the human race.

Other select races that are superior in surviving would likely flourish. Like roaches. The earth itself is capable of maintaining life in rather extreme conditions. However, humans as a whole are probably no longer one of them.

Not THAT Anonymous said...

Dammit, Michael, don't give Tinsley ideas for strips. You're using reality as a yardstick. But you know damn well he has no such standards.

GeoX said...

Global warming certainly has the potential to destroy civilization as we know it, but I'd be a little surprised if it actually wiped out humanity altogether. Actually, I guess I wouldn't be surprised, what with being dead and all. But from this vantage point, I am projecting my surprise into the future.

Dean Booth said...

MF fixed

* Cao is the sole Republican who voted for the health care bill in the House.

John Ball said...

But you folks don't see it--they did Cao the favor of letting him join their club, and he stabbed them in the back by not doing exactly what they wanted! It's a privilege for a Celestial to carry water for the GOP! Doesn't he realize it?

exanonymous said...

I said humans a whole because I realize the potential for small pockets to survive. However, with the standard food chain disrupted, current living methods unsustainable, luxuries discarded in favor of necessities, and the resulting reduction of the gene pool, humanity would be rather unrecognizable and may even outright evolve into something different.

rewinn said...

Exanonymous: the phrase your looking for may be "nasty, brutish and short".

Kinda like a reichwing duck!

Kip W said...

Thanks for the reality, Dean!