What's Mallard raving about today?
Wolf Blitzer, Himself.
So, Wolf Blitzer equates Mallard calling him stupid with slurring the "Stupid Community"?
It's like Mallard doesn't even spend a second thinking about whether what he's writing makes any damn sense. Very much like that in fact.
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Also, now we've violently oscillated from hating Mooslims to hating Teh Heartland to lactose intolerance. Good god is Tinsley ever howlingly incompetent.
I like how Mallard can call someone an idiot without dropping that blank expression. (He doesn't get angry in public, he just takes it all out on Chantel later.)
Wow, it's back to "lactose intolerance!" Now I don't know if I was giving Batshit not enough credit, or too much, for trying to conflate the issue by switching it back and forth like this.
Yeah, I guess I have to stick with "too much."
"Slurring the stupid community? But that's my base!"
I'm intolerant of crappy comics such as this one.
Hurhur, dum libruls, always mistaking a natural human condition with racism and getting angry about it. Racism is natural, dur! And we should all celebrate it and be tolerant of it cuz libruls do that.
As of tomorrow, this series will have been going on for two weeks. That's longer than the actual controversy lasted.
Just thought I'd point that out. Also, anyone want to bet on how long Tinsley'll keep this going? Given all the work he's put into setting this up, it's almost certainly going to go for at least another week.
If Tinsley had any integrity, work ethic, or decency, he would resign, and free up his newspaper slot for a better comic writer with talent and wit. Or reruns of Zippy the Pinhead.
I know it's the newspaper, and newspaper comics have standards about as low as the ones for graduating pre-school, but this is fucking embarrassing.
Translation of today's strip:
"LOL U STUPID LIBS & UR PRECIOUS LAME STREAM MEDIA ALWAYS GETING SHIT WRONG WHY DONT U PAY ATENTION TO FOX U MIHGT LEARN SOMETHING"
With the amount of alcohol in his system, Duck Tinsley slurs pretty much everything when he speaks.
Truth be told, any statement in the form "Mallard is [adjective]" is an insult to, and a slur upon, the [adjective] community.
I know today's word is "stupid", but it really works with anything (e.g., "racist", "moronic", "drunk", etc.)
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