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Saturday, November 01, 2008

That damned factory

What's Mallard raving about today?

Bumper Stickers

I'm pretty sure that factory's running comfortable with a huge run of "Don't Blame Me, I voted for McCain" Stickers.


factinista said...

There are only four blanks.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Barr"?

exanonymous said...

I voted for Mickey Mouse!

12xuser said...

I voted AS Mickey Mouse!

and Jimmy Johns!

fuckreagan said...

I guys who do not vote for Nader. He would make everything better.

Robert said...

This was actually a pretty funny gag. Which means it was probably stolen.

Michael said...

Nowhere is the tension more palpable than in Mallard whipping someone with his shaving strop.

Word verification: "prosemp".
The next time Tinsley gets arrested, a lawyer will represent him pro semp.

rewinn said...

Dang! factinista got the good quip first!

Hey folks, seriously: vote early if you can. All indications are that the turnout will be insanely high. If you get in a-head of time, it will not only say YOU time but make room for the next voter.

Last Saturday, my friends had a little early voting party, grabbing coffee and walking to the official deposit spot. It was fun too: Any Excuse For a Party Is a Good Excuse!

Michael -- "pro semp" ??? I've never heard of it. "Pro Shemp"? "Pro Simian"???

Michael said...

Rewinn: I just thought "prosemp" sounded Latin and lawyerly. "Pro Shemp" would be appropriate in this case.

NotannonNotcow said...

Pretty good for a #24.

Anonymous said...

"fuckreagan" - After your very strange comments yeaterday which were very telling, I am now convinced that you are one of the "losers" in this country and you need Obama and my money to care for you. I told you to stay on your medication. Today you must have taken more than you should, you sound stoned.

"rewinn" - What a total bore you are. You and your liberal friends gathered with coffee and an early celebration for Obama. You called this a party. You even had someone capture this great moment with your camera so you could post it on your also boring blog.

GeoX said...

Damn, Tinz, that's some pretty toothless trollery. Feeling demoralized by your party's imminent collapse, are we?

Anonymous said...

I guys who do not vote for Nader.

But would you their horns?

exanonymous said...

Rewinn, I do believe you've just been nominated a "real American" by anonymous.

To correct this problem and return to evul librul, I recommend doing the following: drinking heavily in public, delivering firey sermons about AIDs conspiracies, converting people to homosexuality, quitting your job to live on welfare, screaming racist at everyone you meet, and joining a communist party.

In a matter of a few weeks, you too can be an irresponsible stupid demonic straw man.

rewinn said...

"... I do believe you've just been nominated a "real American" by anonymous ..."

I do believe you are correct. Anonymous coward considers voting, the heart of our democracy, to be "boring". Therefore his disapproval makes me a real American, in the sense of a real patriot.

His kind lost in 1779 and (in an historical irony) fled to Canada. I don't know why they came back.