At the Mall
The nominees for Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation are...
- A Sense of Obligation - How special Mrs. Mallard must feel.
- At the Mall - Mallard hangs out in the Girl's Wear Department.
- Black and White - If the world does not break down into easily understood black and white terms, Mallard resorts to violence. Nuance will lead to murder.
- Science Fair - Mallard hates children.
- Mallard's Home Life - Life at the Mallard Home was, and is, full of bitterness and recrimination.