What's Mallard raving about today?
Let's focus on the positive: This time, for a change, no crotch view.
...Who?(Googles the name)Oh. Look, Bruce, I'll say it again since you can't seem to get it through your cement skull: first, not all TV is created for white "semi-employed" males and their duck avatars. Second, if you don't like a TV show, SHUTTING IT OFF IS AN OPTION.
My guess: As evidenced by its sideways orientation, Mallard still knows nothing about TV, despite sitting in front of it for who knows how long.Par for the course.
The following show contains Glenn Beck. Viewer discretion is advised.There, fixed.
Mallard is just upset that Behar keeps interrupting his fapping to Elizabeth Hasselbeck. It's the only seasoning his box of snacks gets. I also shudder to think what Tinshley TV would be like. "Ih, damn, it's Bruce Pukes On His Chest again. This show's always on."
In the jolly 60s, one could drop acid and see lovely little eyelid movies. Intricately designed, brightly colored, moving in wondrous ways hard to describe.What we're seeing in these rather humdrum strips seems to be the eyelid movies Tin sees when he downs whatever he subsists on and shuts his eyes. How wretchedly boring it must be to be him.
Today's joke:I don't like this media person. He/she bugs me. There should be a warning when he/she is going to appear on tv.Did I get that right? This makes me sad.
today's comic is too asinine to warrant a response.Instead: YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH ME, MARTY!! BACK.. TO THE FUTURE!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSw2V_vW0Y
I assumed that television was the one form of technology tolerated by Tinsley, but the poor drawing suggests otherwise. What does Tinsley do for fun?Word Verification: Ablepa, Tinsley is, apparently, a pa, but he is unable to do anything.
And why would he watch the View? Teabagger as guest?Or is it just a poor joke because her voice is considered shrill, so we need to be warned. (if I'm thinking of the right person)
doubleyou-tee-eff, what do you mean sideways? Are you insinuating that Mallard's TV is tilted 90 degrees to the right? Nothing could be farther from the truth. His set and its content are fair and balanced, and everything is reported right down the middle! It's everybody else whose TVs are slanted to the left.The only problem is his beer falls off when he puts it on the top. Every time.
Why is one of the foremost personalities from the LAME-SERVATIVE MEDIA taking potshots at a PRIVATE CITIZEN? Have they no shame!
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