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Friday, April 30, 2010

That damned Order

What's Mallard raving about today?

The census.

It amazing that someone can suck this badly at their job and still retain it.


Tog said...

I respectfully disagree with DaveyK. Batshit's good at his job!

Even when he has not a single legitimate gripe, he will still abandon any shred of intelligence or integrity that might be clinging to the sole of his shoe to maintain an air of confused outrage about something among ignorant teabaggers, because that is what he is paid to do.

NickE said...

"It amazing that someone can suck this badly at their job and still retain it."

DaveyK, Bush was President for eight years. And from all accounts, drank as much as Tinz -- 'cept when your President, you get to call it "choking on a pretzel."

Kip W said...

Don't tell me this isn't the land of opportunities. You can be completely nonwhite, and they'll still let you stand in front of any Tea Party group picture. They'll even put their hand out like they were just about to touch you or something! That goes for Others too, as long as they look sort of dark.

dlauthor said...

It's nice that Tinshley is sticking up for, among others, the small number of Australian aborigines who live in the United States. Maybe there's hope for him ye -- bwaaaahaaaahaaaa.

Sorry, I tried to keep a straight face, I really did.

wavydavy said...

I thought Ducky doesn't like and/or is afraid of "others". Certainly everything he's done so far would indicate that if you are not a white (drunken) male -- or duck -- you're at the bottom of his list of concerns.

So, now he's saying that the "others" are being held down by The Man, and that's why they're listed last? He's become their champion?

There needs to be an "AAARRRRGGGGHHH" category in the checkboxes.

GeoX said...

This would be adequate as a non-political joke, if not for the fact that Tinsley has shown us how TRULY and DEEPLY he cares about this shit. Sheesh.

Iron Dragon said...

Were it not for the unfortunate implications this could be a reasonably good joke, also his track record doesn't help matters.

Rootbeer said...

"Others" means "Middle Easterners" to Bruce Tinsley, right? I just want to be clear about this.

rewinn said...

"By crackey, I'm gonna tell this same joke over and over until someone laughs, see if I don't!"