NCAA Basketball, Olympics, Oscars.
A cure for the Winter Olympics and the Oscars? I can't even begin to guess what that is supposed to mean.
Assuming that it must mean Mallard hates the Winter Olympics (unmanly sports?) and the Oscars (Hollywood-types!), may I suggest that the "cure" is to turn off the TV?
On the plus side, I would expect to see this one in next year's Golden Ellipses for Most Mystifying Panel (otherwise know as the Golden Flash).