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Saturday, March 20, 2010

That damned Smirk

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teabaggers, NBC News.

A smirk? I'd say that was pretty mild reaction to a bunch of Right-Wing conspiracy-theory nut bags who don't even know how to use Urban Dictionary.


Tog said...

Wait one effing second. BRUCE TINSLEY, author of MALLARD FILLMORE, is mocking SOMEONE ELSE for what HE perceives as a disdainful smirk?!?

Seriously? Do I really need to post a friggin' collage of Mallard's arrogant smirks?

Paul Smecker said...

I might just be wantin' a bagel with my coffee.

exanonymous said...

Mallard's smirks?

A smirk is practically the conservative definition of humor!

"Libruls!" *smirk* *laughter*

Without the smirk, conservatives don't know when to laugh.

Paul Smecker said...

I just might be wantin' a dick to suck with my coffee

Kip W said...

Today's confusion is understandable. The smirk muscle and the straight face muscle are pretty close together, and overworking one can strain the other.

After a hard noon hour of overworking his 'blank-stare' muscles, the duck has to flop for six or eight hours and unwind with a box of kibble in front of the 'genius by comparison' box.

NickE said...

Hmmm. Is Fox covering this weekend's war protest in D.C.? ' Cause, I dunno, I can't seem to find it on the Fox News site.

Steve-O said...

I seem to remember someone just a couple of years ago who used to smirk a lot. Hmmm... Seems like it was an important guy too. As I recall though, he wasn't too bright and he used to smirk at inappropriate time. I wish I could remember that guys name.... I wonder if Tinsely ever did a "comic" making fun of that guys smirk?

Steve-O said...

The two week delay bites Tinsley in the ass again!

Teabaggers call Rep. John Lewis (a civil-rights hero) the n-word and call Barney Frank "faggot". I guess if Tinsley wants to defend this group of people he's welcome to do so, but he may want to rethink some of these idiotic "comics".

Nick said...

Steve-O...Barney Frank 'The Banking Queen' is a faggot. You will no doubt, enjoy this post.

Steve-O said...

Hey Nick,

Die in a fire.

CW in LA said...

I see the teabaggers are versatile enough to go from "Quit calling me a racist just because I make watermelon jokes" to "Quit calling me a bigot just because I hate gay people".

These ARE the "serious policy concerns" they claim to be motivated by.

Steve-O said...

More like "Quit calling me a racist because I called a member of congress who happens to have been a leader of the civil rights movement a ni***r"

Anonymous said...

CW in LA is usually talking about watermelons, perhaps she will find this interesting:

A picture of a plan for the new garden at the White House. How do you feel about the new look? Also a peak inside the White House walk in refrigerator. How many do they consume in any given week? Interesting don't you think.

I wonder if Dan Rather will be invited to a White House picnic this Summer. Watermelon, barbecued ribs, sweet potato pie. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Oh my, the White House and watermelons, why that's downright racist, terrible, just terrible! But, when Dan Rather said on the Chris Matthew show, talking about Obama, "but he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic." Nothing racist about that remark, move along folks.

Steve-O said...

Once again Anonydumbass,

What Dan Rather said was NOT RACIST! He didn't say "that Obama he likes him some watermelon".

He was simply commenting on the president's lack of skill at selling something that should be easy to sell (like watermelons, duh!).

I really think you're either a complete idiot or being deliberately obtuse.

I hate chuck asay said...

Bush, Jr. had a walk-in incinerator: It was used to burn books, and turn them into cocaine.

Word verification: Bureboom, a bure is a state of extreme fucking retardation, and racism. Every Mallard Fillmore comic is a bureboom.

CW in LA said...

I really don't care whether some racist dipshit twists Dan Rather's words around in an attempt to pretend that , if Dan Rather said it, it must be okay if said racist dipshit says it too.

The point is not whether Dan Rather said something that could be construed as racially insensitive. The point is that Anonymelonfucker is a humongous, deliberate, blatant racist.

And, as many of us have noted, such antics put the lie to claims that the teabaggers' hysterical hatred of a moderate (to a fault, in all likelihood) president is not racially motivated.

Tog said...

If the Teabaggers really DO want to make a moderate break from the RNC Gingrushbeck Revusion De-Evolution, they really have their work cut out for them, as illustrated by our racist-asshole troll above (who will now claim I'm ruining civil debate by using the "a" word).

In the meantime, Garry Trudeau illustrates once again how much better he is at this than Bruce DERP Tinsley.