And the winner is...Pop Tarts!
The nominees for Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation are:
- Elitism (Post) - Mallard, quite literally, does not believe in the right to vote for people of whom he does not approve.
- Profound Principle (Post) - Profound Principle, perhaps not. Mental problem, more likely.
- Profoundly Stupid (Post) - Mallard does not know how to turn off the TV.
- Pop Tarts (Post) - Mallard watches the Disney Channel a lot, and with a pretty disturbing view of their programming.
- At the Mall (Post) - Mallard is an expert about what goes on with pre-teen bimbettes at the mall.